Saturday, June 20, 2009

First Blog

Oh boy, here we go. My first ever post in my first ever blog. This could potentially collapse quicker than a New York City skyscraper . Uh...I mean...Sorry George, just keep sticking to your guns; The Cat and the Hat will always get you to the top, we understand.

Anyway, so what types of things are the kids "blogging" about these days? Actual world issues or are we just sticking to Lindsay Lohan's twitter page? Although, I suppose Lohan news does actually put our terrorist level up to red, so I stand corrected. How about sporting news? Anyone talk about that on these things? Or are White Sox fans too uneducated to figure out the difference between a blog and a drunken barbeque? Hmm...I wonder.

How about this one. President Obama is putting a regulation on tobacco products, however we're passing laws to legalize marijuana. Interesting. Last I knew, weed was actually still illegal. Guy pulls into Speedway at 3:30 in the morning after a long night of crapping out bulls*** with the democratic party, walks up to the register and goes, "Uh, yeah I'll take these two Red Bulls here, and uh, gimme a pack of Panama Red will ya?" Nice work Barack, You've really upped the intimidation level of the United States.

Well, whatever the youth of America is writing about these days, I'll be right there with them. Blogging away and losing small pieces of my pride and dignity in the process.

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